SCREEN TEST"Come on in darlin' and have a seat," Leo Coffman said smoothly, "now, what can I do for ya!?!" "Well, Mr. Coffman, I saw your ad in the paper, and I was just wondering if the position was still available?!?" "You mean the ad in the Underground Times," he asked casually!?! "Uh, yes," she replied softly, "is the job still available?!?" "Baby, the job's always available," he replied dryly, "I run that same ad everyday of the year!!!" "Really," she replied incredulously, "you mean that you just give away jobs that pay three hundred dollars a day!?!" "Honey, this is Hollywood," he said gently, "ain't nobody gives nobody nothin', you earn every penny, and don't you ever forget it!!!" "Then how," she mumbled, "I guess I don't understand!" "Listen, kid," he asked, "where're ya from!?!" "Iowa," she replied quickly!!! "And how old are ya," he questioned her!?! "I just turned eighteen two months ago," she replied proudly, "why, does it matter!?!" "Oh, yeah, baby," he replied softly, "you bet your sweet little corn fed ass it matters, now why don't you do yourself a big favor and go get on a bus and go home, this ain't no place for a sweet kid like you!!!"
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