RESEARCH

"How many applications do you think we have now," Dr. Horton asked his research assistant, Doris Brewer!?! "About fifty I'd guess," she replied while scanning the list, "and we have a nice cross section of ages, all the way from nineteen up to sixty three!!!" "Good," he said, "what's the breakdown on married and single!?!" "About 70-30," she replied, "with most of them being single!!!" "Hmmm, I wish we had more married women participating in the survey," he opined, "but I guess a lot of husbands wouldn't want their wives involved in something like this, so we'll just have to make do with what we have, right!?!" "That's right," Doris answered, "and if you're ready, our first candidate is waiting in the outer office, should I show her in!?!" "By all means," he replied enthusiastically, "but first give me her file so that I can review it!!!

"Hello, I'm Dr. Greg Horton, I'm very happy to meet you, and you must be Miss Dvorak, please have a seat!!!" The young woman nervously took a chair opposite Dr. Horton's imposing desk and sat quietly with her arms folded on her lap while waiting for the doctor to continue!!! After offering her a soft drink, Dr. Horton leaned back in his chair and began, "Just so we understand each other, Miss Dvorak, here at the Horton Labs we do advance research on human sexual response, so if you were under some other impression I wanted to make our position crystal clear!!!" In a somewhat quiet voice the young woman replied, "I understand, and that's why I'm here!" "Good then," the doctor replied, "I just want to verify some basic information on your form, such as your age, you're twenty three and unmarried!?!" "Yes," she replied softly! "Are you currently living with someone," he asked?!? "No," she replied, "but I do have a steady boyfriend!" "I see," he said while noting that fact on her sheet, "and do you have regular sexual relations with your friend!?!" With her face turning a bright shade of crimson she replied, "Uh, a couple of times a week!" "Intercourse and oral sex," he asked!?! "Both," she answered!!! "Giving and receiving," he questioned?!? "Both," she replied again! "And lastly," he asked easily, "sexually what is the most arousing for you, by that I mean turns you on to the max!?!" After a moments hesitation she replied, "I guess I'd have to say doing sixty nine!!!"

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