"All right class," Miss Eddy admonished her all
girl's senior high home economics class, "the bell rang over a minute ago,
please take your seats so we can get started!!!" After everyone was in her seat
and quiet, Miss Eddy began, "Now this is an important chapter we're beginning
today, so I want to make sure that you all pay very close attention to what we
discuss and do, because this is information you'll be using for the rest of your
adult lives, is that clear!?!" With twenty heads nodding in agreement, Miss Eddy
opened her text and began the class!!!
"Please open your books to chapter eleven, it's the one titled "Personal
Feminine Hygiene", does everyone have it!?!" "Now, why is this so important,"
Miss Eddy ask, "can anyone tell me!?!" When no one raised their hand, Miss Eddy
pointed to a dark haired girl in the front row and asked, "Donna, do you have
any idea!?!" "Uh, because it would be unhealthy not to keep your self clean down
there!!!" "Of course that's true," Miss Eddy replied, "but that's not the answer
I'm looking for, and by the way, I don't have a "down there", I have a vagina
just like all of you have, so let's please use proper the terminology!!!"
"Anyone else have an idea," she opined!?! Just when she was about to give up on
anyone coming up with the correct answer, Becky raised her hand and offered, "Is
it to keep a man happy, Miss Eddy!?!" With a wide smile covering her face Miss
Eddy replied, "Very good, Becky, and how did you arrive at that conclusion!?!"
"From my mom, ma'am," the girl replied quickly, "she always says to make sure
that my vagina is always ready in case a man would happen to see or touch it!!!"
Nodding her head in agreement, Miss Eddy went on, "Of course your mother is
correct, I'm pleased that she is taking an interest in your vaginal development,
is anyone else's mother doing the same thing!?!" Over half of the girls raised
their hands prompting Miss Eddy to comment, "I'm really not surprised that so
many of your mother's are tending to your personal needs, as I've had most of
them in my home ec class over the years, so tell me, what exactly are they
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