"What a joke," Dean yelled derisively at the screen,
"if he was tryin' he'd kick her fucking ass!!!" "Oh really, Mr. Smarty Pants,"
Shelby snapped, "I'll bet she could whip your wimpy ass any day of the week!!!"
"Give me a break, Shel," he replied while rolling his eyes, "I don't care how
bulked up she is, no female wrestling freak could beat me up!!!" Shelby and Dean
had been going together for about six months now, and while she was a
workoutaholic, he was much more the couch potato of the two, so watching pro
wrestling on television was about as much exercize as he normally got, but he
was convinced that he could whip any woman in a wrestling match and nothing
Shelby said could change his mind!!!
While Shelby normally didn't let much get under her skin, Dean's constant
needling her about the lack of prowess of the female of the species was starting
to nag at her, and in a fit of anger she spat, "I'll bet I could pin your butt,
big mouth, the heaviest thing you can curl is a can of beer!!!" "You're serious,
aren't you," he replied incredulously!?! "Damn right I am," she shot back
quickly, "are you afraid of me!?!" "You gotta be kidding," he said with a laugh,
"Shel, you wouldn't have a prayer!!!" "You are afraid, aren't you," she replied,
"I can tell, your a fraidy cat!?!" "Let it go, Shel," he said irritably, "I'm
not in the mood!!!" "Dean is a fraidy cat, Dean is a fraidy cat," she sang
derisively!!! "Ya know," he said evenly, "you're askin' for it, babe!!!" "Ohhhhhhh
noooooooo," she replied in a mocking tone, "I'm soooooooooooo scared, please
kind sir, don't hurt little ole' me, I'm just a woman!!!" "You really want some
of this," he asked while flexing his bicep muscle to impress her!?! She was
about to make another wise crack at him, but seeing him flexing his pitiful arm
muscle made her burst out with a laugh that left now doubt what she thought of
him!!! "Okay, baby," he snapped while hopping out of his easy chair, "that's it,
let's get it on!!!"
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