JOCK STRAP

"Sarah, can you please lock up for me today," Mr. James asked while putting on his trench cost, "I'm meeting my wife for dinner down town, I'd really appreciate it!?!" "No problem, Mr. J," Sarah Wagner replied while pulling down down the shade over the front door and giving the lock a twist, "I'd be glad to, and tell Mrs. James hi for me, okay!?!" "Sure will," he answered while heading for the back door, "and thanks again, see ya manana!!!" Sarah went directly to the cash register and pulled out the daily receipts and began sorting the bills by denomination when she heard a persistent tapping on the front door window!!! "Can't they read the sign, were closed," she muttered to herself as she walked over to the door and lifted the shade aside to see who it was, "we closed five minutes ago young man, come back tomorrow, we open at ten!!!" The young man had such a long sad look on his face, and after pleading with her to let him in, she rolled her eyes and unlocked the door and let him come it!!!

"Thank you so much," he said thankfully, "I don't know what I would have done it wouldn't have let me in!!!" "Okay," she said evenly, "now that you're in, what can I get for you!?!" He glanced around the room as if he was looking for something, and then asked, "Is there anyone else who could help me, I mean like a man!?!" "Sorry," she replied a little bit exasperated, "I'm the only one here, now if there' something you need, fine, if not I wanna get home!!!" He stood there forlornly staring at the floor before almost whispering, "I need and athletic supporter, you know, a jock strap!" A small smile broke out over her face as she took him by the arm to the rear of the store and showed him a display case the held several brands and styles, "Take a look at these, I think that you'll find one that fits you needs, when you're ready, I'll be up at the cash register!!!" Sarah left the young man in the rear of the store and went back to counting the money, when about a minute or so later the young man appeared at her side and asked, "Do you have any that are a bit larger!?!" "Son," she replied smoothly, "one size fits all!!!" Shaking his head from side to side he remarked, "I've already tried those kinds, and they're way to small for me!!!" Sarah looked up from her counting, and again led the young man back to the display case where she offered, "Now look, it ways right here one size fits all, and this is all we have, so what's the problem!?!"

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