BALL BREAKER

"These bitches are fuckin' slobs," Hank Edmonds mumbled while dumping another trash can containing a half full cup of coffee, "but I guess they could give a rats ass about a working stiff like me!!!" It was just another night in paradise for Hank, as made his way around the offices of the noted feminist magazine, BALL BREAKER, while fulfilling his duties as janitor of the twenty second floor in the Bingston Building!!! Two law firms, one accounting office, an import-export business plus the magazine kept Hank pretty busy until six a.m. punch out, but is was the BALL BREAKER office that always took the most time!!! Quietly moved from desk to desk and wearing a pair of headphones to help pass the time, Hank hadn't even noticed that the large corner office over looking the river was still occupied even though it was almost one thirty in the morning!!! He was just finishing up with the area out side that office when he looked up and with total surprise muttered, "Well if it isn't the head cunt herself!!!"

While she didn't work late often, Hollis Beckman was busily writing an editorial for the up coming issue of BB, and while she wasn't surprised to see him working at this late hour, she was quite put out at the comment she had heard him plainly utter just seconds before!!! "What did you say," she said while striding out of her office and confronting Hank right there on the spot!?! After turnng down the volume on his tape deck, Hank put down his duster and replied, "I'm sorry ma'am, I couldn't hear you on account of my head phones!!!" "I just want you to know that I heard your crude comment and will be reporting you to your superiors in the morning," she said with utter disdain!!! "What comment," he fired back quickly, "I didn't say a word to you, lady!?!" "Well," she replied acidly, "then I guess you were referring to some other head cunt!!!" Listening to the haughty bitch ladling out her insipid drivel would have been funny if it weren't so sad, so showing a total lack of remorse, he fired back, "You fucking bitches take the cake, a bunch of dried up old hags that couldn't get fucked if you had hundred dollar bills coming out of your cunts!!!" It had been quite awhile since anyone had spoken to her in such a insolent manner, and momentarily she was taken aback, but she quickly retorted, "Don't you dare raise your voice to me, sonny, you're in enough trouble the way it is!?!"

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