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"A very interesting resume', Mr. Dancer, "very
interesting indeed, but I'm afraid that the job you're applying for has very
specific requirements, and unforturnately there's nothing here that will tell me
if you're qualified for this position!!!" "Exactly what is the position I'm
applying for," Mike Dancer asked the personel director, "the add was little bit
murky as far as the job description went!?!" "And with good reason," Joanne Ford
replied quickly, "the job in question is of an extremely personal nature, and
requires the utmost of discretion by whom ever finally fills is, do I make
myself clear!?!" "Uh, not really," Mike replied, "I'm not usually so slow on the
uptake, but I'm afraid that you'll have to be a little more specific!!!"
"Agreed," Joanne replied softly, "from what I've seen so far you are more than
qualified for the job, you're young and athletic, a good student, bright, and
from what I can tell a good conversationalist, but unfortunately, there is one
more physical requirement that must be measured up to and if you don't pass
muster there, the interview ends right here!!!
Mike looked quizzically across the desk at Joanne Ford, and replied in
exasperation, "well I guess then that we're done then, because I haven't a clue
what you're talking about," while standing up to get ready to leave!!! "Please,
sit down for just another minute," Joanne asked in a hushed tone, "have you ever
heard Eleanor Parkman, our president and CEO!?!" "Who hasn't," Mike replied
while retaking his chair, "she's one the the ten richest women in the country,
powerful beautiful, and from what I've heard, pretty hard to work for!!!" "To a
tee, Mr. Dancer," Joanne quickly replied, "but you left out one important
detail!!!" "And what's that," Mike asked!?! "The fact that she's single and
never been married," Joanne "Ford replied, "that is the missing detail!!!"
"Okay," Mike replied, "I'll bite, why is it so important that she's never been
married!?!" "Because of her heavy work load," Joanne explained, "Mz. Parkman
never has had the time nor inclination to get married or involved personally
with a man because she feels that having a relationship would take away from her
work, and since failure is an anathema to her, she would never try anything that
was sure to not to work out!!!" Mike sat there listening intently to what Joanne
Ford was saying as she continued on, "Now Eleanor Parkman is a normal woman with
normal physical needs, but since she has no time for a regular relationship, she
found that for her, the best way to handle the situation is by hiring a young
man such as yourself to be her companion!!!"
Mike sat there dumbly not able to even speak he was so stunned at what Joanne
Ford had just told him, but finally he was able to stammer, "Y-you mean she'll
pay me to sleep with her, and that's it!?!" "Oh, no, not at all," the personel
director replied quickly, "of course you will be having sex together, but also
dining, traveling, and after she gets to know you better, probably even helping
her with her work!!!" "Okay," Mike replied, "say I decided to go along with you
on this, what is this requirement that you were talking about!?!" "That is what
I'm about to get to," she replied softly, "but first I must explain something
about Mz. Parkman, as with many successful people she's extremely driven to
succeed, and like these people, her sex drive can at times be enormous!!!"
"Okay, so she likes a lot of sex," Mike interjected, "so do I, but so what!?!"
Now speaking more softly and slowly, Joanne Ford replied, "Well, Mike, Ellie
Parkman is absolutely addicted to huge erections, and if you don't measure up,
well just you don't get the job, it's as simple as that, so now you can see why
the ad was so murky as you called it!!!" "Uh, yeah," he mumbled lost in thought,
"but, uh, how do you know if I've got what it takes!?!" "That," Joanne Ford
replied, "is exactly what I was coming to!!!"
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