A BAD HABIT

"What are we going to do with that girl," a very frustrated Marie Downs asked her husband, "she's eighteen years old and still can't stop touching herself in public!?!" "Don't look at me, dear," Ed Downs replied quickly, "if you wanna say something to her, go ahead, but leave me out of it!!!" "Some help you are," Marie said with exasperation, "your daughter's behaving like a monkey in the zoo and all you can do is say keep me out of it, what kind of father are you anyway!?!" "The kind that feels uncomfortable talking about sex with his grown up daughter," he shot back at her, "come on, Marie, give me a break will ya, this is the kind of thing that a mother should handle, now leave me alone, I'm gonna finish reading the sports page!!!" Marie just stared at her husband for a few seconds, and then shrugged her shoulders in disgust and stalked away vowing to come up with some sort of plan to curb her daughter of her public self abuse!!!

"I'm just at my wits end," Marie said to her best Veronica, "she's acting like a little slut and there doesn't seem to be a thing that I can do to stop her!!!" Veronica poured each of them another cup of coffee and joked, "So she has a hot pussy, it must run in the family!!!" "Very funny," Marie replied, "I don't deny I love sex, but there's a time and place for everything, and in our living room with the whole family around is definitely not the place!!!" "Hmmmmmm, I guess not," Roni replied thoughtfully, "you mean like it wasn't the time or place to screw Ed in the broom closet last year after Janet's wedding, or the time you sucked him off in the parking lot in the mall parking lot, you mean like that!?!" "Don't change the subject," Marie snapped, "I'd had a lot to drink at Janet's wedding, and as far as the parking lot thing was concerned, Ed practically forced me to do him, and besides, no one could see us!!!" "I know, I know," Roni replied, "all I'm just saying is that Paige isn't the only one who has a streak of exhibitonism in her, you could almost say like mother like daughter!!!"

The two woman sat and gabbed awhile longer while finishing up there coffee, when out of the blue Marie exclaimed, "I've got it, I know what I'm gonna do about Paige!!!" "What," Roni asked a little nervously, "it's not something crazy is it!?!" "Crazy," Marie asked quickly, "why would you think something like that, I'm surprised at you, girl!?!" "Yeah, right," Roni replied while rolling her eyes, "like who was the one who put a piece of black tape over the red engine light in her car because it was annoying!?!" "Okay, okay," Marie retorted, "maybe some of my ideas haven't worked out for the best, but it's the thought that counts, right!?!" "Yeah, right," Roni said while shaking her head, "so tell me about this great idea of yours!!!" "Well," Marie said excitedly, "if I show Paige exactly how dumb she looks with her hands up her skirt maybe she'll get the hint!!!" "And just how are you ganna show her," Roni asked warily!?! "Like this," Marie replied quickly while jerking down her jeans and panties and casually masturbating her pussy, "what do ya think!?!"

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