Dana fidgeted nervously on the couch while Dr.
Wallace studied the patient history form that she had filled out an hour
earlier! "I see that you've been married for about three years now, is that
right," the doctor asked casually?!? "Uh, yes," she replied, "it was three years
last month! And everything was pretty much all right between you and you husband
until you had the baby!?!" "Yes, we had a wonderful marriage," she answered
softly, "but now............." "What do you think went wrong," the doctor asked,
"is anything specific or just a general malaise in you relationship!?!" "I-I'm
not sure," Dana replied slowly, "it's hard to put your finger on any one
thing!!!" "Well that's why you're here," Dr. Wallace replied gently, "to try and
find out exactly what's bothering you, so let's get started!!!"
"So how long has it been since little Jessica was born," the doctor asked!?!
"Almost four months, in fact it will be four months tomorrow!!!" "Before you
became pregnant, did you and Jim have a fulfilling love life together," he
questioned?!? "Mmmmmm, yes," she said with a sigh, "it was wonderful, Jim was
very attentive to my needs, and I believe I was to his!!!" "And this included
all the normal sexual activity," the doctor asked, "such intercourse, oral sex,
and masturbation?!?" Dana face flashed with red, embarrassed at such an intimate
question, but she gamely replied, "Uh, yes, all three!!!" "So tell me in your
own words what is bothering you, Dana," he asked gently?!? "He just doesn't want
me anymore, and I really can't blame him, I look like such a cow," she said
sadly, "my breasts are the size of beach balls, my belly isn't flat anymore, and
my ass, it's almost the size of a small third world country!!!" Dr. Wallace
chuckled under his breath at her little hyperbole, but knowing how sensitive she
was, he quickly asked, "Has he said that he though you have become undesirable,
because just looking at you from a strictly male perspective, you are far from
unattractive, in fact I would say that you were just the opposite!!!" "She gave
her shoulders a little shrug and offered, "You get paid to say things like that,
doctor, I know you mean well, but really, I know what I look like now and how I
looked before, and believe me, there is no comparison!!!"
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