SHOWER GIFTS

"Mom," Brenda yelled from just inside the front door while struggling under a load of wedding shower gifts, "you gotta come and see all of the cool things the girls gave me!!!" Her mother, still wiping her hands after washing the lunch dishes, caught a falling box that tumbled from her daughter's arms and replied, "My goodness Bren, you made quite a haul today didn't you!?!" "Uh huh," Brenda replied excitedly, "and you're just not going to believe it, but almost everyone there gave me expensive lingerie, you know, the really good stuff that costs a fortune!!!" "Let's take all of these packages up to your room so you can show me what you have," her mother said, while picking up a bundle of gifts!!! "Good idea," Brenda answered, "let's go!!!"

Once in her bedroom, Brenda began tearing open each package to show her mom exactly what she had been talking about!!! "Just look at this," Brenda said while holding up and silk teddy in front of her, "what do you think!?!" "Mmmmmmm, very nice indeed," her mother replied while rubbing the soft material with her fingers, "Freddy will really appreciate seeing you in this!!!" "Mom," Brenda asked seriously, "I was a little surprised that I got almost all lingerie, and even more so at what some of the girls had to say about it!" Putting her hand on her daughter's arm, her mother asked softly, "Tell me what they said honey, I'm here to listen!" "Well," Brenda began slowly, "you know that Kim and Terri are already married, well anyway, they said that this lingerie will help me control Freddy's penis, are they right mom, I don't understand it?!?" Smiling kindly at her daughter, she replied slowly, "Honey, I'm afraid they are absolutely right, you see, once you're married, Freddy will be seeing you every day without your clothes on, and consequently, he will be having and extraordinary number of very hard erections, and it will be up to you to make sure that his enormous sexual appetite is taken care of!!!" Brenda sat on the edge of her bed and nodded as her mother went on, "Now it's very important that you do everything in you power to make Freddy's penis happy and contented, because if you don't, he will go somewhere else and find someone who will!!!" "Now," she continued, "that's where the lingerie comes in, you want to be the one giving him all of his erections, and believe me, men like nothing better than seeing their women in frilly undergarments!!!" "I see," Brenda said slowly, "we control their penises not only with our bodies, but the wrappers they come in!!!"

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