"Mom," Brenda yelled from just inside the front door
while struggling under a load of wedding shower gifts, "you gotta come and see
all of the cool things the girls gave me!!!" Her mother, still wiping her hands
after washing the lunch dishes, caught a falling box that tumbled from her
daughter's arms and replied, "My goodness Bren, you made quite a haul today
didn't you!?!" "Uh huh," Brenda replied excitedly, "and you're just not going to
believe it, but almost everyone there gave me expensive lingerie, you know, the
really good stuff that costs a fortune!!!" "Let's take all of these packages up
to your room so you can show me what you have," her mother said, while picking
up a bundle of gifts!!! "Good idea," Brenda answered, "let's go!!!"
Once in her bedroom, Brenda began tearing open each package to show her mom
exactly what she had been talking about!!! "Just look at this," Brenda said
while holding up and silk teddy in front of her, "what do you think!?!"
"Mmmmmmm, very nice indeed," her mother replied while rubbing the soft material
with her fingers, "Freddy will really appreciate seeing you in this!!!" "Mom,"
Brenda asked seriously, "I was a little surprised that I got almost all
lingerie, and even more so at what some of the girls had to say about it!"
Putting her hand on her daughter's arm, her mother asked softly, "Tell me what
they said honey, I'm here to listen!" "Well," Brenda began slowly, "you know
that Kim and Terri are already married, well anyway, they said that this
lingerie will help me control Freddy's penis, are they right mom, I don't
understand it?!?" Smiling kindly at her daughter, she replied slowly, "Honey,
I'm afraid they are absolutely right, you see, once you're married, Freddy will
be seeing you every day without your clothes on, and consequently, he will be
having and extraordinary number of very hard erections, and it will be up to you
to make sure that his enormous sexual appetite is taken care of!!!" Brenda sat
on the edge of her bed and nodded as her mother went on, "Now it's very
important that you do everything in you power to make Freddy's penis happy and
contented, because if you don't, he will go somewhere else and find someone who
will!!!" "Now," she continued, "that's where the lingerie comes in, you want to
be the one giving him all of his erections, and believe me, men like nothing
better than seeing their women in frilly undergarments!!!" "I see," Brenda said
slowly, "we control their penises not only with our bodies, but the wrappers
they come in!!!"
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