BLIND DATE

Tyler couldn't believe this girl!!! She was beautiful, smart, exotic, and witty, but talk about dominant, he could hardly get in a word edgewise!!! Even her name sounded exotic, Geneva Berk, now who had ever heard of anyone with a name like that, except maybe for someone in central casting!!! He had been on quite a few blind dates in his day, but nothing had prepared him for someone like Geneva Berk!!!

"So, Ty," she asked while lighting up one of those long, thin, feminine cigars, "are you really disappointed in me, you've hardly said a word in over two hours!?!" "Uh, no," he stammered, "I think you're a very nice girl, and I really am enjoying myself!!!" "Hmmph," she snorted, :I don't know that I like having you call me nice, that sounds so stuffed shirt, don't you think!?!" "Well, er, I didn't mean that you were boring or anything," he stumbled, "I just meant that you seem okay, that's all!!!" She took a long drag on her cigar, blew out a stream of smoke and with a twinkle in her eye said, no, make that ordered, "I have to go to the little girl's room, come with me and wait outside the door!!!" Before he could even ask, why, she had taken him by the arm and was leading him though the restaurant crowd towards the washrooms!!! When they reached the rest room door, he stopped and waited for her to go in, but much to his chagrin, she opened the door and practically dragged him inside, ignoring his protestations as she opened up a stall and shoved him inside!!! "Are you out of your mind," he exclaimed, "what if somebody comes in, and by the way, what the hell am I doing in here!?!"

...CONTINUES IN THE MEMBERS SECTION