THE ENTERTAINER

Jack was desperate! He was down to his last c-note, and with no real job prospects, he was starting to get the feeling that he wasn't long for his apartment and would soon be out on the street. Every day he walked to the library and poured over the classified ads looking for a job but it was becoming increasingly apparent that he probably would have to take a menial service job at a fast food restaurant. "Christ," he thought to himself, "here he was a recent college graduate, and unable to find a job in his chosen field!" As he continued to scan the want ads, his eye suddenly caught and intriguing looking ad in the "entertainment wanted", listings. It read, "Needed: Well Built Young Men To Perform For Female Stag Parties! High pay, steady work! Call Jill at 555-1313 from 8 to 4." The key phrase was "high pay", and Jack could certainly use a little bit of that! He scribbled the number on a piece of scratch paper and went off to find a pay phone! The number rang at least five times until it was answered by a female with a deep husky sexy voice. Jack got right down to it, and made an appointment for later that afternoon at Jill Hadley's office in the Murchison Building down town.

The outer office was barren except for a a few straight back chairs and two year old sports and news magazines to pass the time. There was a sign on the desk that said "Ring Bell For Service", so Jack poked it a couple of times, and a few minutes later a lady of about forty five or so came through the door to the rear of and extended her hand and said, "You must be Jack, I'm Jill, come on and follow me back to my office!" As spartan as the outer office had been, Jill Hadley's private office was just the opposite, with a plush carpet, beautiful furniture, a cushy sofa along the wall, and expensive looking paintings hanging tastefully on two of the four walls. Motioning with her hand she said, "Please sit down and I'll tell you all about it." Jack settle down in a deep comfortable chair across from Jill's desk and waited for her to begin. After taking a sip of coffee, she began, "As I'm sure you gathered from the ad, Jack, my company arranges entertainment for female clients in the, how shall I say this, well, the more mature vein, I'm happy to see that you look to be in tip top physical condition, because our young men are required to remove their clothing and put on a show for the women at their gatherings!" "Are you still interested," she asked? Jack knew from the way the ad was worded that it probably involved something like this, so he shook his head yes and asked Jill Hadley to continue. "Well," she intoned, "we get calls for batchelorette parties, business meetings, birthday parties, and a dozen other occasions that an exotic dancer might entertain at, we charge a set fee of anywhere from $500 on up, depending on how may dancers we send out, and out of that, you get $200 guaranteed!" "In most cases, you can pick up as much as $200 dollars in tips from the women at the parties so on an average night you can usually pick up anywhere from $200 to $500, not bad for three hours work!" "If you decide to take one of the ladies home, you're on your own, we discourage it, but we don't have a rule against it, that is entirely up to you!" "Finally, you can usually expect to work two to three gigs a week," she summarized, "so you have a chance to make some really good money!" "Still interested," she asked!?! "When do I start," he replied quickly!?! "Good," she answered enthusiastically, "let's get down to business!!!"

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