LACTATION ROOMCRASH!!! "What the hell was that," Andy Ozinski said to himself, as he walked passed the closed office door on his way to the copy machine room! The long corridor was empty, as most of the staff were out to lunch, and Andy wondered who could possibly using the vacant office at this hour. Well who ever it was, they sure as hell were making quite a racket in there, so Andy put his ear to the door, listened for a few moments, and then slowly turned the handle and pushed into the supposedly empty office. What he saw totally floored him, and for several seconds he stood there slack jawed, and quite unable to speak! "I-I-I'm sorry," a red faced Andy stammered, "I heard the glass breaking and just wanted to make sure everything was okay!" The reason for his discomfort was seated in a straight back chair next to some sort of contraption with hoses and wires connected to her chest, it was the new secretary, Donna Wilkens with her breasts exposed!!! "That's all right Mr. Ozinski, I have a new baby at home, and every four hours or so I have to milk by breasts and save it for later," she replied, "but I'm having all sorts of trouble with the stupid machine, and I just knocked a jar of milk on the floor, and well, nothing seems to be working out today!!!" Andy was listening to what Donna Wilkens was saying, but his eyes were riveted to the magnificent tits that sprung from Donna's slim chest! Andy remembered when his own wife, Sheila, was pregnant, but even on her best day, her boobs couldn't have held a candle to Donna's incredible mammaries!!! "Do you think you could check out my breast pump," she asked earnestly, "it seems to have stopped working, and my breasts are starting to hurt from all the milk!?!" "Uh, sure," stammered Andy, "I've never worked on a breast pump before, but I guess I could give it a look!" The closer he got to Donna's chest the harder his pecker became, and he hoped that she wouldn't notice!!! "Let's see what we've got here," he said, as he began checking out the hoses that ran from Donna's dark distended nipples back to the pump unit. After a minute or two of examination Andy offered, "Ahhhh, I see what the problem is, there's a small crack in the suction hose right here, see it!?!" Donna leaned forward to get a better look at the hose, and in the process her boobs jiggled from side to side, making Andy let loose with an audible groan! "Here it is," Andy said softly, "that little crack keeps prevents the machine from making suction, which in turn doesn't allow the milk to be pumped from your breasts!!!" "What am I going to do," Donna said in a half wailing voice, "I've gotta get this milk out of my breasts, they're starting to hurt!?!" "Well," Andy replied, "you're going to have to replace that hose, until then you're out of luck, I'm sorry!!!"
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