BROKEN STRAP

Stella Bordon sat a her desk and reviewed the testimony in a divorce proceeding that her client was involved in. "Geesh," she thought to herself, "this guy is lying through his teeth, Edie is right, he is hiding assets some place!" For the next ten minutes she poured over the deposition of Edie's husband, and all at once a light bulb went off in her head, and she spun around in her desk and reached for a law book on the top shelf of her book case. As she stretched up to retrieve it, snap, her right bra strap tore away from its moorings and left her right breast totally lacking in support! Now for most women, a broken bra strap would be an minor inconvenience, but for Stella it was a disaster, as her 42DD cup bra was the only thing holding her massive chest in place!!! Her chest was so out sized, that she ordered all of her bras, and other lingerie for that matter, from a specialty store in New York! Of course she had other bras at home, but she was due in court later that afternoon, and since she lived in Chicago's far western suburbs and worked in the Loop, her spare bras might as well have been on Mars!!! "Oh, no," she moaned, "what am I going to do, there are no stores around here with my size?!?!?!?" "Maybe no one will notice," she said out loud, as she walked across the hall to the rest room to look in the mirror! "Holy smokes," she groaned, "it's worse than I thought," as she stared at her lopsided front!!! Even though it was eighty five degrees outside, she went to her closet and pulled out her raincoat and put it on, "No use advertising it," she thought, as she punched the down button on the elevator, "maybe I can find one in one of the specialty stores on North Michigan Avenue!!!"

Stella stared through the front window of the "Lingerie Boutique", and was disheartened by what she saw, "Nothing for the full figured woman," she mumbled, "but I guess I better check it out just in case!!!" Once inside, her worst fears were realized, nowhere in sight could she spy even a hint that they had something to get her through the rest of the day!!! "May I help you," a voice behind her asked casually? "Uh, I hope so," Stella stammered, "but I'm afraid you don't have what I need!!!" "Well," the saleslady replied smoothly, "why don't you tell me what you need, and I'll tell you if we have it!!!" "Fair enough," Stella responded, while giving the once over to the lady helping her, "this is my problem, a broken bra strap," as she opened her coat and showed the lady her lopsided chest!!! "Oh, my," the saleslady exclaimed, "we really do have a problem don't we, come to the back of the store and let's see what we can do to help you!!!" Once at the rear of the store, Stella removed her coat, and said, "I'm a 42DD, what do you think!?!" "Let's step into the changing room and see what we have to work with," said the lady, "by the way, call me Paula!!!" As Paula pulled the drape closed behind them, Stella said, "I hope you can, help me, because I have to be in court this afternoon, and I'm Stella!!!" "Well, Stella," Paula exclaimed, "let's get that blouse off and survey the damage!!!" Stell quickly undid her buttons and let the blouse slip from her shoulders. "My goodness, Stella, you have a very large chest," Paula espoused, "I'm not sure we have anything quite that large!!!" "Oh, I just knew it," Stella moaned, "now I'm in real trouble!!!" "Let's not get excited," Paula admonished her, "take off your bra and I'll compare it with some that we have in stock!!!" It was dead quiet in the changing room as Stella removed her bra, and Paula sucked in her breath a little as the huge mammaries fell from the giant cups!!!

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