A SHAVE AND A SUCK

Connie Eubanks was feeling a little low that morning, and no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't get into her job, and constantly had to remind herself to get back to work! Even while taking phone calls, her mind would wander and she had to ask several clients to repeat what they had just said because she wasn't paying any attention! At about 11:15 her phone rang and it was her best friend Millie calling to see if they could have lunch together. "Sure Mil," Connie replied, "why not, I'll meet you by the elevators in five minutes." When they hit the lobby Millie asked where Connie wanted to go for lunch. Connie thought about it for a second and replied, "Ya know Mil, I'm feeling a little blue this morning, so what I'd really like to do is go for a quick shave if that's all right with you!?!" Millie laughed and answered quickly, "Fine by me, let's go!"

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